Friday, 19 October 2007
Sunday, 14 October 2007
Thursday, 11 October 2007
Perfect Offspring
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he
had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman
so they could produce beautiful children beyond
compare.
With that as his mission he began to search for
the perfect woman.
Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three
stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took
his breath away. So he explained his mission to the
Redneck and asked for permission to marry
one of them.
The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get
married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em
over and pick the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the Redneck asked for the man's
opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not
that you can hardly notice...pigeon- toed."
The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date
one of the other girls; so the man went out with the
second daughter.
The next day, the Redneck again asked how things
went.
"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,
not that you can hardly tell...cross- eyed."
The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the
third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to
marry."
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby
was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified:
the baby was the Ugliest, most pathetic human you
can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and
asked how such a thing could happen considering
the beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained the Redneck... "She was just a
weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."
had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman
so they could produce beautiful children beyond
compare.
With that as his mission he began to search for
the perfect woman.
Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three
stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took
his breath away. So he explained his mission to the
Redneck and asked for permission to marry
one of them.
The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get
married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em
over and pick the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the Redneck asked for the man's
opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not
that you can hardly notice...pigeon- toed."
The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date
one of the other girls; so the man went out with the
second daughter.
The next day, the Redneck again asked how things
went.
"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,
not that you can hardly tell...cross- eyed."
The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the
third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to
marry."
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby
was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified:
the baby was the Ugliest, most pathetic human you
can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and
asked how such a thing could happen considering
the beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained the Redneck... "She was just a
weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."
Sunday, 7 October 2007
Friday, 5 October 2007
Optimism
"Make a game of finding something positive in every situation. Ninety-five percent of your emotions are determined by how you interpret events to yourself."
Tuesday, 2 October 2007
Thursday, 27 September 2007
Winning
"Winning Doesn't Always Means
Being First ,
Winning Means You Are Doing Better
Than You Have Done Before"
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